The Waldenberg Alias System
Norm, Nails, Woody, Bobby, Bobby Shmurda and The Berg Man remain equally valid.
FRANCHISE FILE • 2026
Shake 'N Baker
Seth WaldenbergNorm • Nails • Woody • Bobby Shmurda • Bobby • The Berg Man
0-1RECORD
105.54PF
148.16PA
W1THROUGH
WEEK 1
L 105.54–148.16 vs For the Love of the Kraft
Bijan scored 32.4. The rest of the active roster responded with a coordinated labor slowdown.
WEEK 1 / LEADING RETURNS
01Bijan Robinson — 32.4
02Garrett Wilson — 14.9
03Stefon Diggs — 14.5
TRANSACTION DESK
No material Week 2 activity on file.
FRANCHISE MYTHOLOGY
Week 1
Bijan was present. Several colleagues were technically also present.
RECENT COVERAGE
No dedicated coverage yet. This should not be interpreted as institutional approval.
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