SLOTPLAYERSTATUSSTARTS THROUGH W5WEEK 7 PTSPOINTS WHILE ROSTERED THROUGH W5
FLEXJaxon Smith-NjigbaWR • SEA—534.5155.1
WRChris OlaveWR • NO—510.6102.2
QBDrake MayeQB • NE—530.892.7
IRMike EvansWR • SF—50.083.6
WRDrake LondonWR • ATL—520.681.7
BenchJordan LoveQB • GB—016.065.4
RBQuinshon JudkinsRB • CLE—526.164.6
BenchHarold Fannin Jr.TE • CLE—414.152.7
BenchDavid MontgomeryRB • HOU—50.047.7
KBrandon AubreyK • DAL—516.047.5
BenchWan'Dale RobinsonWR • TEN—03.746.8
TEKyle Pitts Sr.TE • ——014.214.2
FLEXChris Godwin Jr.WR • ———7.7—
D/STTexans D/ST • ——1.0—
RBRoschon Johnson • ——2.5—
BenchBam Knight • ——9.0—
BenchJahan Dotson • ——2.6—
LATEST RESULT
W 164.04–135.92 vs Chat GPT's Chosen Ones
WEEK 5 COVERAGE
Pollard Greens beat CeeDeep 141.46–106.75 and moves to 3–2 while retaining the league lead in points. Drake Maye supplied 43.16; the schedule has finally accepted the production.
UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY
Compiled from league records, disputed testimony and messages presented without context.
PERSONNEL 01
Marc Sherman
Commissioner of Names and Municipal Culture
KNOWN AS: Sherm • Sherm the Worm • Big Citrus • Earthsherm Jam
Sherm has accumulated more aliases than several franchises have playoff appearances. Big Citrus, Sherm the Worm and Earthsherm Jam are believed to describe the same individual, although the league has never completed the necessary paperwork. He remains the publication’s default correspondent for inexplicable New York lifestyle developments despite having neither requested nor accepted the position.
CURRENT INSTITUTIONAL POSTURE4-3 • 3 in the table • Week 7 complete
INSTITUTIONAL TENDENCIES
01Expands the alias portfolio
02Produces respectable losing totals
03Receives unsolicited culture assignments
CAREER INCIDENTS
Week 1 — Scored 139.62 and lost.
Week 2 — JSN scored 48.5 in a 150.07-point win.
Week 3 — Dropped 167.22 on All Ugly and moved to 2–1.
SEASON / LEADING RETURNS
01Jaxon Smith-Njigba — 155.1
02Chris Olave — 102.2
03Drake Maye — 92.7
RECENT TRANSACTIONS
2026-09-07Free-agent moveAdded Justice Hill; dropped Keenan Allen • $0
Brief