Yonjuries
an alias with enough historical weight to remain on file.
FRANCHISE FILE • 2026
I'm a Skatt Man
John SacripantiYon • Yonjuries • The Count
0-1RECORD
130.72PF
143.16PA
W1THROUGH
WEEK 1
L 130.72–143.16 vs Kupp Kupp Doubs
Ja’Marr Chase and Jaylen Waddle combined for 4.4 points.
WEEK 1 / LEADING RETURNS
01Jalen Hurts — 28.42
02Trey McBride — 25.5
03Cam Skattebo — 16.9
TRANSACTION DESK
→Won Buccaneers D/ST — $2
→Dropped Jaguars D/ST
FRANCHISE MYTHOLOGY
The Count
invoked as circumstances require.
RECENT COVERAGE
No dedicated coverage yet. This should not be interpreted as institutional approval.
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