SLOTPLAYERSTATUSSTARTS THROUGH W5WEEK 7 PTSPOINTS WHILE ROSTERED THROUGH W5
QBJoe BurrowQB • CIN—530.1109.7
RBD'Andre SwiftRB • CHI—522.292.6
FLEXPuka NacuaWR • LAR—323.081.6
FLEXNico CollinsWR • HOU—31.663.7
KTyler LoopK • BAL—56.063.5
WRLuther Burden IIIWR • CHI—526.858.0
BenchJeremiyah LoveRB • ARI—50.054.8
TETucker KraftTE • GB—513.849.4
RBBlake CorumRB • LAR—219.841.2
BenchMalik WashingtonWR • ——28.236.0
BenchKaelon BlackRB • SF—011.823.8
BenchJonah ColemanRB • DEN—110.816.6
IRJordyn TysonWR • NO—00.00.0
BenchAdonai MitchellWR • NYJ—0-1.00.0
WRGermie BernardWR • ———6.7—
D/STBrowns D/ST • ——4.0—
BenchTyrone Tracy Jr. • ——11.8—
LATEST RESULT
W 153.98–137.18 vs Lloyd of the Rings
WEEK 5 COVERAGE
Kraft scored 147.20 and lost to Danir’s 171.26, falling to 2–3. Puka Nacua’s 38.9 was excellent evidence filed in a case with the wrong verdict.
UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY
Compiled from league records, disputed testimony and messages presented without context.
PERSONNEL 01
Derek Tishman
Chairman of Quiet Competence
KNOWN AS: Tony Tish • Tish
Known interchangeably as Derek, Tony Tish and Tish, he governs through a doctrine of quiet competence that makes him difficult to cover and therefore suspicious. The organization rarely issues statements, manufactures crises or explains why everyone calls Derek “Tony.” Investigators have classified this stability as provisional.
CURRENT INSTITUTIONAL POSTURE4-3 • 4 in the table • Week 7 complete
INSTITUTIONAL TENDENCIES
01Avoids unnecessary statements
02Permits Swift to handle messaging
03Unexplained alias governance
CAREER INCIDENTS
Week 1 — Opened 1–0 behind 38.2 from Swift.
Week 2 — Lost 100.48–95.48 in the league’s lowest-scoring game.
Week 3 — Lost 146.57–116.98 to give Skatt its first win.
SEASON / LEADING RETURNS
01Joe Burrow — 109.7
02D'Andre Swift — 92.6
03Puka Nacua — 81.6
RECENT TRANSACTIONS
2026-09-16Waiver claimAdded Antonio Williams; dropped Rachaad White • $2
2026-09-02Free-agent moveAdded Kaelon Black • $0
FRANCHISE MYTHOLOGY
FILE 01
Tony Tish
one of several names available when Derek is being discussed in absentia.
FILE 02
Week 1
quiet competence, pending further evidence.
RECENT COVERAGE
No dedicated coverage yet. This should not be interpreted as institutional approval.
Brief