The Bartone Question
league folklore maintains that Bartone drafts this team every year.
FRANCHISE FILE • 2026
Royrek Tishmeshulum
Max LeveneBonanz • Bonez
1-0RECORD
160.91PF
152.86PA
W1THROUGH
WEEK 1
W 160.91–152.86 vs All Ugly
Jefferson, Lamar and Goedert carried Bonanz to 160.91 and ruined an otherwise excellent All Ugly week.
WEEK 1 / LEADING RETURNS
01Justin Jefferson — 32.2
02Lamar Jackson — 30.66
03Dallas Goedert — 27.7
TRANSACTION DESK
→Added Falcons D/ST
→Dropped Lions D/ST
FRANCHISE MYTHOLOGY
Bonanz / Bonez
spelling remains less important than attribution.
RECENT COVERAGE
THE BRIEFAll Ugly Lost With 152.86. The Spreadsheet Has Been Notified.READ →Team names change. The file does not.← ALL FRANCHISES